Mob Boss Wagers Two Wise Guys Enough to Guard Masked Vigilante

We tied him up pretty good - I think

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Jimmy and Tony got this - Photo by Artem Budaiev on Unsplash

Ok, calm down…

I’m overthinking this. Everything is fine.

Not just fine, it’s fan-damn-tastic.

I finally caught the masked psychopath that’s been trying to ruin me. It cost me almost everything, but I finally got the bastard.

I need to focus on that. Really enjoy it, ya know?

I’m Vinny freaking Vinnitucchi, the boss that runs this town and caught this flying rodent. I don’t gotta fear nobody!

It’s just…

I wonder if I should have left more henchmen to guard that bat-looking psycho. We got lucky to catch him off guard without that kid sidekick always hanging around him.

Speaking of the kid, we still have no idea where that slippery little shit is.

Which is concerning.

Vinny, stop…

You’re overthinking this. That abandoned warehouse by the docks will be impossible for anyone to find, let alone some hormonal teenager. Sure it has that glass ceiling, but who’s going to get up there?

We also used six rolls of duct tape to tie him to that old rickety chair. Like, a scary amount of duct tape. He’s more likely to suffocate than break through all that.

No chance he gets out.

Tony and Jimmy are guarding him, and they are two tricky bastards. Nobody is going to get through them.

Although…

This vigilante has put dozens of my people in the hospital. Tough ones too.

Way tougher than Tony, at least. I’ve caught that guy crying like ten times. Fella’s got a lotta unresolved issues. Ever since I sent him to kill some wealthy billionaire couple in front of their dumb son, he’s been a basket case.

So maybe not the best choice to guard the most dangerous person in the city.

Well, wait a minute…

Jimmy is there with him. He’s a tough dude. I saw him bash a bank manager’s skull just last week.

Oh, that’s right…

Jimmy has been beaten up by that vigilante prick at least twice. Now that I think of it, that’s how he lost his eye.

I better go back. I’ll get my crew and go fortify the warehouse. That’s the smart move here.

Better safe than sorry.

OK, slow down…

We hit that prick pretty hard when we knocked him out. The guy isn’t freaking Superman. He must have some brain damage. Maybe even paralyzed.

Nobody that gets cracked in the back of the head with a fire extinguisher will be up and moving anytime soon.

Under that mask, he’s just a regular dude with a bunch of fancy tools.

Oh shit…

Did we take his utility belt off!?

I can’t remember now. I was so happy when I cracked his skull that I didn’t even think about it. We didn’t even think to take off that stupid mask!

That’s it!

I’m getting the guys and going back to check on him.

[An ominous BOOM is heard outside]

God damn it…

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