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Annoying Wife Won’t Shut Up About Illegal Chainsaw Juggling League in Basement

January 20, 2023
2 mins read

Women just don’t understand sports. I come up with a way to bring in some extra money, and my wife won’t shut

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An All-Natural 6-Step Process To Rid Your Home of Mice for Free

July 2, 2022
4 mins read

As a middle-class white American, I know there is no worse problem than having mice in your home. The furry little rodents

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Judge Grants Princess Restraining Order Against Local Italian Plumber

May 14, 2022
3 mins read

It's-a me, Justice!

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Hey Kids, Here Are 5 Reasons The US Army is The Hippest Workplace in 2022

May 4, 2022
3 mins read

Poland is the new Paris!

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Dear Elon, Can We Talk About The SpaceX Daycare Center?

May 4, 2022
1 min read

Space — where no one can hear kids scream

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5 Insider Tips to Help Your True Crime Podcast Become a Hit

May 4, 2022
2 mins read

Learn how to have a successful career ruining people's lives

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To the Fascist Factory Owner Who Wouldn’t Hire my 5-year-old Son

May 4, 2022
2 mins read

Last Monday was a day that was supposed to be full of promise. Heath, my 5-year-old son, was preparing to interview for

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5 Reasons Pandemic Life Was a Golden Age for Introverts

May 4, 2022
3 mins read

When staying home and watching Netflix was considered heroic

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Open Letters

Hey Salvation Army, We Need to Talk

May 4, 2022
1 min read

It’s not you, it’s me

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MLB, Players Union Reach New Labor Deal; Terms Include Universal DH, Expanded Playoffs, Fighter Jets for Ukraine

May 4, 2022
1 min read

Deal to alter both baseball and the war in Ukraine

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